惡女... 對, 我心地壞的不得了, 你咬我啊...

如果你要很認真讀我這裡,你就輸了.

Money is not everything. There's Master card & Visa.

金錢不是全部, 還有萬事達卡跟威士卡.   

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

要愛護動物,他們這麼美味.   

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

節約用水,跟女朋友一起洗澡吧.   

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

可以跟鄰居愛愛,別被抓到就好.   

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 

每個成功男人的背後都有一個女人.  每個“雖小"男人的背後都有兩個. (媳婦加上婆婆,老婆加上情婦...自己斟酌)

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.   

每個男人都該結婚. 畢竟,快樂並不是人生的唯一. 

The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. 

有腦子的絕不結婚. 那些結婚的腦子都給了人了.

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 

成功是個相對的詞. 這詞可帶來很多相對沒關係的人. 

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

今天該推卸的責任,千萬不要等到明天.   

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 

愛是個上相的東西. 只是你得在暗房裡才搞得出來.   

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

讓小孩在後座可能發生意外. 在後座發生的意外會讓你搞出人命.   

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. 

你的未來取決於你的夢,快去睡覺做夢吧. 

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

一日之始,絕對有比起床更好的開頭.   

"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? " 

辛勤工作死不了人,但是沒事幹嘛冒險? 

God made relatives; Thanks God we can choose our friends.   

上帝決定了我們的親戚. 感謝上帝我們還可以選擇朋友. 

When two's company, three's the result! 

兩人叫做作伴. 三人是作伴以後的結果. 

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 

洋裝就像是那種有網眼的圍欄.  還是有不少可看的.

The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 

學海無涯,忘掉是岸. 不知者無罪,所以幹嘛學會?